Friday 04/01/2011 by Lemuria

Criminals Helped - Have You?

As part of ongoing efforts to creatively generate music education grants from Phish.net, the Mockingbird Foundation is now accepting 10% tithes from diploma mills, purveyors of porn, payday loansharks, defense attorneys from New Jersey, whorehouses outside of Nevada, ticketbrokers outside of New York, bank robbers who target multinationals, manufacturers of both tiger blood and Adonis DNA, and TMZ. We welcome "legitimate" businesses to show that they're any better, by registering as a subscription donor to the Mockingbird Foundation today.

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ZapRowsdower Diversification is important in any financial endeavor!
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